The Breaks

Here we will be posting download links to most of the breaks we create. We'll list them by episode of first appearance.

KWG Theme Song arranged and performed by Rutherford Charles "Nathaniel" St. Croix II

Episode 1:     Not available (possibly coming soon) The Sandwich Song written and performed by Julian Quintero

Episode 2:     Not available (possibly coming soon) Carebear Countdown performed by Julian Quintero, written by Unknown

Episode 3
:     Not available (possibly coming soon) El Cancion de Mariachi written and performed by Julian Quintero

Episode 4
:     Not available

Episode 5:     Babadook Bitch written and performed by Julian Quintero

Episode 6:     Shakespeare 1 suggested by Jose Saucedo, written by William Shakespeare, read by Jose Saucedo, Joe Bolanos, Ef Soto, and Julian Quintero

Episode 7
:     Cold Outside written and performed by Ef Soto, Joe Bolanos, and Julian Quintero
                     An Interview with Dr. Winston Jefferson, Podcastologist is a micro skit bringing back one of KWG's most beloved characters, former YouTubeologist Dr. Winston Jefferson. Joe Bolanos brings his timeless character back to life in this short interview about the KWG podcast.

Episode 8
:     Chicago performed by Julian Quintero, written by Unknown

Episode 9:     Mail Time Theme suggested by Diego Jacobo, written and performed by Ef Soto and Julian Quintero
                    The Hypothetical Question of the Week with Manny Mo Theme Song written and performed by Julian Quintero

Episode 10:   1-Word Story: Bloody Banana performed by Joe Bolanos, Ef Soto, and Julian Quintero

Episode 11:    Back dat Def Jam Up A Def Poetry style reading of 'Back That Ass Up" by Juvenile suggested by Diego Jacobo, performed by Diego Jacobo (voice), Ef Soto (cowbell), and Julian Quintero (bongos)

Episode 12:    The Ballad of Ray Park A musical tribute to the actor who played Darth Maul, Ray Park. Written and performed by Julian Quintero (original YouTube posting: https://youtu.be/svg73L725Ew?list=UU4SXc6B01V314U8zs3j_vWQ)
                     Nick Winter's Star Wars Theme cover A cover of the Nick Winter's (Bill Murray) Star Wars theme song from SNL performed by Julian Quintero

Episode 13:    Pick Up Lines A Valentine's Day themed break suggested by Diego Jacobo. The background music for this break was provided by Bensound at http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music and is titled "Sexy".

Episode 14:    I Try unplugged is a shitty impression and acoustic cover of a shitty Macy Gray song performed shitily by Julian...shit.

Episode 15:    Just a Joke is just Julian telling one of his favorite jokes complete with terrible accents!

Episode 16:    PMB is an original song written and performed by Julian Quintero in a tribute to the Puppy Monkey Baby (Julian is still sick, so it sucks worse than usual)

Episode 17:    Just a Joke 2 is Julian again telling one of his favorite jokes from his younger days. No bad accents this time.

Episode 18:    Just a Joke 3 is Julian telling a joke again because we're lazy and haven't been getting any listener suggestions. Only you can save us from another joke! knifewithagun@gmail.com!

Episode 19:    Reading from the book of Yeezus is a quote from one of Kanye West's recent tantrums as read by Ef Soto. Organ music backing: "Midnight Meeting" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0, http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 20:    Poké-Intro is an accurate dramatization of the introduction to the original Pokémon video games performed by Ef and Julian

                     Poké-Break #1 is Ef and Julian psyching themselves up by butchering the Pokémon show's theme song

                     Poké-Break #2 is the PokéRap performed by MC F-E AKA DJ Schlong, ft. J-Dizzle AKA Fatty Do-Right

Episode 21:    F-F-F-Freestyle! is a freestyle rap performed by DJ Schlong and Fatty Do-Right to promote their new mixtape dropping soon--available on 8-Track and Cassette on Easter Sunday.

Episode 22:    Onions! is a commercial from KWG's first sponsor: Onions! The concept for this was accidentally provided by Manny and is read by Julian. The background music for this break is called "The Elevator Bossa Nova" and was provided by Bensound at http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music

Episode 23:    Shake Ya Def Jam is our second installation of the KWG Def Poetry Jamz series, a reading of Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass" performed by Ef Soto (voice and cowbell) and Julian Quintero (bongos)

Episode 24:    Just a Joke 4 is another joke, this time told by Ef Soto.

Episode 25:    Just a Joke 5 is just another joke. We promise we'll come up with different stuff soon...

Episode 26:    Just a Joke 6 is just another joke. We're not making any more promises because we obviously don't keep them.

Episode 27:    Welcome Back Fatter is a parody of the "Welcome Back Kotter" theme written and performed by KWG and originally aired in their Welcome Back episode on YouTube

Episode 28:    Mad Libs is just Julian and Ef playing a game of Mad Libs. Enjoy the nostalgia.